I haven’t read “Fifty Shades of Grey” From what I hear, some people love it, most people hate it: BDSM people think it’s ridiculous titilation, writers think it’s badly written, women worth their salt think Christian Grey is a tool and Ana is an even bigger tool for putting up with his toolishness…I thought I might read the book, just out of curiousity, but now I won’t need to, because I’ve discovered Speaker Seven and her recraps (yes, you read that right, reCRAPS!!!) Whether you like “Fifty Shades..’or not, these recraps are absolutely THE funniest sh*t I’ve read in forever and a day!
I just read the first 50 pages of 50 Shades of Grey and I’m blushing furiously. Crap! Get it together Speaker7 my subconscious sneers at me like a frothing jackal hopped up on bath salts. I slap it brutally and continue with this sentence.
There. I feel better getting that out.
Now I know a lot of people have read this book–more than 25 I think–and have spanked themselves with a lint brush while doing so (my friend, not me), but maybe you, dear reader, have not had the
nonpleasure of immersing yourself in the lives of Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey.
This is why I’m here so you don’t have to suffer. It’s really, really poorly written, almost as if it was translated from Chinese into English by a 13-year-old girl who does not understand Chinese or English. There is an 85% chance I will not…
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